I think I'll eventually get an amazing gift in the mail or just happen to be the lucky SOB who will eventually win the lottery one day!
If so, then I'd TOTALLY get:
a Macbook Pro (17-inch)
a Palm Pre + Simply Everything plan
a M16 assault rifle and a license for it
a 20-foot screen to put on the basement wall + projector
5 Linux laptops + 2 Red Hat subscriptions (1 laptop and an iMac)
Another lottery ticket.
After that I would give the rest to OLPC and Unified for Unifat.